queerpyratess:

i went on photography adventures today and

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as it should be

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powerjock:

drgnfckr:

powerjock:

drgnfckr:

blackoutthestars:

humoristics:

Nissan has invented self ‘parking’ chairs. [video]

@captaintoxrogers Trudy needs these 😂

what happens if u clap during the meeting

have you ever been to a meeting? nobody claps. nobody wants to be there. meetings are hell and clapping is the last thing you want to do.

but what if u knew clapping would make dickhead john from accounting spill his coffee on his stupid fucking tie

you know what i was wrong and you are right that would change everything this is revolutionary technology and i welcome it and its chances to fuck over eli from marketing hell fucking yea

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freudiandip:

ryanthedemiboy:

bardstard:

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

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kieren-fucking-walker:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

icbiwf:

boydivisionss:

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

your fave is problematic: yourself

Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better.

Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker.

Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.

This is why purity culture doesn’t work!!! We’re all shit! We can all grow and do better!

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